It's been decided - there is no use nor need for children in this world.
They cry all day, they wail some more, and then they poop.
Their teeny-weeny bodies are always getting into peoples' ways.
Their shrieky-shrilly voices are always getting to your head.
They're a nuisance on the subway - and not much better anywhere else.
They add to the population, nibbling away at the economy.
They boost the worthless egos of gynaecs, nannies, nurses and grannies.
No ! It's not the parents' fault. What good's a man if he can't perform.
I'm sorry dear children, you must absolutely go.
